Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
