I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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