last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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