see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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