it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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