home. puking in laundry basket.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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