It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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