love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
is it fun? or sober?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
