You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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