What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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