**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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