i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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