I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
