hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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