It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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