Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i drank out of a bidet.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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