Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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