He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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