so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Boobs are out for the taking
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
