I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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