Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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