I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you had me at cake vodka
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
