the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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