You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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