remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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