We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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