why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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