His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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