Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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