She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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