y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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