She just used a chaser for red wine.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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