we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
barbara walters just said penis...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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