We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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