You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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