LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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