Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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