I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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