what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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