Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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