Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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