Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
