Im at strip club and am horny
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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