Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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