Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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