I'm really into asian looking animals
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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