Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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