is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
high people should be assigned attendants
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
as a side note pls kill me
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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