Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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