my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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