Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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