Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle