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• (323): View more from California

  Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.

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• (707): View more from California

  someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Except there is my pee all over the walls now

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle

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