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• (207): View more from Maine

  I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.

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  Happy Birthday

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.

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• (707): View more from California

  Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.

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• (415): View more from California

  I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.

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