I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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