I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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