Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I did not marry a roomba.
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