I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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