Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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