Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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