what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
third nipple confirmed
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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