You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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