Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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