Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Randomize
